A furtive conversation between two whispering men overheard behind the dumpsters at the ATA conference. “Yo dude, check it out, I’ve got some great stuff for you, it’s totally high-fiber awesome, 28 lb. weight, very white, totally white, you can print right on it and hand it out…” “Hand it out? You trying to get me KILLED?” “Ok, well you can take notes on it with a pen, right?” “A pen? Do they still make those? Seriously, where am I going to hide paper where nobody will see it?” “Well, you could smuggle it inside in your conference tote-bag.” “They seized my conference tote-bag for recycling. I only turned my back for a second and it was gone.” “I can get you another one. I know a guy, but it will cost you. Or maybe I can get you a…